Hoe Hoe Hoe! Meeeerrrrry Sleazemas! or whatever! For Jesus' alleged birthday we bring you (drumroll) FAIRY TALE PORN! Hooray! We cover XXX Alice in Wonderland and Grimm's Fairy Tales for Adults/Fairy Tales (there is a little discrepancy there) It's holly and/or jolly and uh... is.. something.

And we're back! Sadly DZ is quarantined in a clean vault after contact with a mysterious metal from a ufo crash site so he's doing the show over the intercom from inside the hyperbolic chamber. Our features this week are The Legend of Boggy Creek and Queen of Black Magic. Also as a bonus the listener feedback segment just seems to go on and on forever and just devolves into rambling! Hoooray!

Well there ARE loopy dames but no ice... sorry. Its the post holiday blues =( THIS week our features are Let's Scare Jennifer to Death and of course it's time for more Fenech when we cover The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh. Hooray!